Profiles

Name: Big Von Johnson.

Role: Vocalist.

Age: Greater than the sum of..................
Weight: Slightly more than necessary.

Equipment: Mackie PA, PVi100 Mic.

Favourite Vocalists: Bruce Dickinson, Sting, Andrea Bocelli and the dude from The Peppercorns.

Favourite Albums: War Of The Worlds.....Do, Do, Do.....
Likes: Entertaining people, drinking whiskey and acting like a big kid.

Dislikes: People that take life too seriously and are afraid to enjoy themselves.

Thanks To: Julie, Sophie, Dominic and Ethan for letting me come out to play. All the dancing girls, KFC, McCoys,Wonderbra, Lager and kebab vans everywhere.

Name: Iron Man Johnson.

Role: Guitar, Drum Mics, Stage Monitors & Lights.

Age: Somewhere inbetween.

Weight: How long for?

Other Bands: No More Heroes & Distilled Empathy.

Previous Bands: Goldfish Don't Bounce, Blackfire, Gripshift & BIAS.

Guitars: Gibson SG Standard, Gibson Les Paul Special, Epiphone Les Paul Zack Wylde Custom, Jackson Performer, Line 6 Variax, Gibson Explorer, Jackson RR5, Dean Razorback, Epiphone Tony Iommi G400, Peavey Wolfgang, Fender American Stratocaster, Schecter PT Blackjack, Schecter Diamond Series Elite, Schecter 5 String Studio, Yamaha RBX 5 String, Crafter TC-035 Electro Acoustic a couple of Vintage Gibson Copies, a Precision Bass Copy and a home made 5 string bass in the shape of a Jackson Rhodes.

Live Set Up: Line 6 Flextone III XL or Line 6 HD147 into a Marshall 1960A 4x12 controlled with Line 6 Shortboard. AKG Wireless System.

Favourite Guitarists: Tony Iommi, Randy Rhodes, Dimebag Darrell, John Petrucci and Zakk Wylde.

Favourite Albums: Black Sabbath - Master Of Reality, Biffy Clyro - Puzzle, Green Day - American Idiot, Ozzy Osbourne - Diary of a Madman, Pantera - Mouth of War, Dream Theatre - Systematic Chaos and currently Metallica - Death Magnetic.

Thanks To: Gibson & Fender for building the first solid body electric guitars.

Name: Dingleberry Johnson.

Role: Bass & backing vocals.

Age: Older than the others.

Weight: Less than the others.

Other Bands: Bazooka Joe,No More Heroes & The Peppercorns.

Previous Bands: Bigfoot & Mothers Ruin.

Guitars: Rickenbacker 4003 & Fender Precision Bass.

Live Set Up: Ashdown Amps/Cabs.

Favourite Bassists: Phil Lynott, Jean Jacques Burnel & Geddy Lee.

Likes: Sunny Days, Hot Showers & Long Distance Footpaths.

Dislikes: Arrogance, Greed & Selfish F#'4kers!

Name: Silky Johnson.

Role: Drummer.

Age: Young enough to be your son
Weight: Roughly equal to the combined weight of the other band members beer bellies.

Other Bands: Bazooka Joe.

Previous Bands: The Emotional Leeches, Teemo Extreemo, Bagshot & The Eggpipes, The Mountee & Power Rangers Duo Force 5.

Kit: Tama Drums, Sabian Cymbals, Ludwig Snares, Pearl Hardware & Farleys Rusks.

Favourite Drummer: Jeff Porcaro, Steve Gadd, Chris Maitland & Gavin Harrison.
Favourite Album: Anything by The Tweenies.
Thanks to: Ernest Hemmingway, Picasso, Borges & Fisher Price.


		Name: Big Von Johnson. Role: Vocalist. Age: Greater than the sum of.................. Weight: Slightly more than necessary. Equipment: Mackie PA, PVi100 Mic. Favourite Vocalists: Bruce Dickinson, Sting, Andrea Bocelli and the dude from The Peppercorns. Favourite Albums: War Of The Worlds.....Do, Do, Do..... Likes: Entertaining people, drinking whiskey and acting like a big kid. Dislikes: People that take life too seriously and are afraid to enjoy themselves. Thanks To: Julie, Sophie, Dominic and Ethan for letting me come out to play. All the dancing girls, KFC, McCoys,Wonderbra, Lager and kebab vans everywhere. Name: Iron Man Johnson. Role: Guitar, Drum Mics, Stage Monitors & Lights. Age: Somewhere inbetween. Weight: How long for? Other Bands: No More Heroes & Distilled Empathy. Previous Bands: Goldfish Don't Bounce, Blackfire, Gripshift & BIAS. Guitars: Gibson SG Standard, Gibson Les Paul Special, Epiphone Les Paul Zack Wylde Custom, Jackson Performer, Line 6 Variax, Gibson Explorer, Jackson RR5, Dean Razorback, Epiphone Tony Iommi G400, Peavey Wolfgang, Fender American Stratocaster, Schecter PT Blackjack, Schecter Diamond Series Elite, Schecter 5 String Studio, Yamaha RBX 5 String, Crafter TC-035 Electro Acoustic a couple of Vintage Gibson Copies, a Precision Bass Copy and a home made 5 string bass in the shape of a Jackson Rhodes. Live Set Up: Line 6 Flextone III XL or Line 6 HD147 into a Marshall 1960A 4x12 controlled with Line 6 Shortboard. AKG Wireless System. Favourite Guitarists: Tony Iommi, Randy Rhodes, Dimebag Darrell, John Petrucci and Zakk Wylde. Favourite Albums: Black Sabbath - Master Of Reality, Biffy Clyro - Puzzle, Green Day - American Idiot, Ozzy Osbourne - Diary of a Madman, Pantera - Mouth of War, Dream Theatre - Systematic Chaos and currently Metallica - Death Magnetic. Thanks To: Gibson & Fender for building the first solid body electric guitars. Name: Dingleberry Johnson. Role: Bass & backing vocals. Age: Older than the others. Weight: Less than the others. Other Bands: Bazooka Joe,No More Heroes & The Peppercorns. Previous Bands: Bigfoot & Mothers Ruin. Guitars: Rickenbacker 4003 & Fender Precision Bass. Live Set Up: Ashdown Amps/Cabs. Favourite Bassists: Phil Lynott, Jean Jacques Burnel & Geddy Lee. Likes: Sunny Days, Hot Showers & Long Distance Footpaths. Dislikes: Arrogance, Greed & Selfish F#'4kers! Name: Silky Johnson. Role: Drummer. Age: Young enough to be your son Weight: Roughly equal to the combined weight of the other band members beer bellies. Other Bands: Bazooka Joe. Previous Bands: The Emotional Leeches, Teemo Extreemo, Bagshot & The Eggpipes, The Mountee & Power Rangers Duo Force 5. Kit: Tama Drums, Sabian Cymbals, Ludwig Snares, Pearl Hardware & Farleys Rusks. Favourite Drummer: Jeff Porcaro, Steve Gadd, Chris Maitland & Gavin Harrison. Favourite Album: Anything by The Tweenies. Thanks to: Ernest Hemmingway, Picasso, Borges & Fisher Price.